Garfield's Guide to Everything

In Garfield's Guide to Everything, the philosophizing fat cat weighs in on a whole kit and caboodle of subjects, from ecology to astrology, Shakespeare to stupidity. Sleep -- "The best 18 hours of my day" Coffee -- "Mother Nature's Jumper Cables" Dogs -- "They contain 90% of the world's drool supply." Love -- .."."is splitting the last piece of pizza." Exercise -- "My favorite spectator sport." Mondays -- "The armpit of days." Golf -- "That's Scottish for 'AAARGH!'."