Psycho Seagull Stole My Dog

A collection of poems inspired by newspaper headlines, tag-lines, cliches, and click-bait. Beware of the 'Lager Lout Gulls', cower from 'The Ghost of Lemmy Riding a Horse and Eating Pizza', be perplexed as 'Brian Blessed Wrestles Forty Stone Gorilla', and hide your eyes from 'Mr Holder's Marrow'!