What Would Machiavelli Do

What Would Machiavelli Do? - He would feast on other people's discord - He wouldn't exactly seek the company of ass-kissers and bimbos, but he wouldn't reject them out of hand either - He would realize that loving yourself means never having to say you're sorry - He would kill people, but only if he could feel good about himself afterward - He would establish and maintain a psychotic level of control - He would use other people's opinions to sell his book!