Men Who Throw Children Off Cliffs

Pete & Steve are two of the funniest dads I know. Also two of the best! - Lauren Graham (Gilmore Girls) As a fellow member of the Neurotic Dad of a Daughter Club, I hereby nominate Steve Sessions and Pete Goldfinger to be our new leaders. They are without a doubt the two funniest and most neurotic girl dads in existence and their new book is pure joy. Buy this book! - Jonathan Silverman (Weekend At Bernie's) "Men Who Throw Children Off Cliffs" is a delightful and hilariously Dad-centric take on the classic children's book. Steve Sessions and Pete Goldfinger have perfectly illuminated the intersection of neuroses and mediocre parenting! - Ron Livingston (Office Space) Reading this book makes me sooooo happy I'm a single mom. - Connie Britton (Friday Night Lights) If you've ever thought maybe you're not good enough to be a father, wait til you read this. These two guys will make you feel that maybe you are indeed The World's Greatest Dad. - Tom Papa (You're Doing Great) I always thought I would be the cool mom. The "sure, jump out of that tree" mom. But I'm not. The thought of my child feeling anything but bliss freaks me the F out. These stories represent every parent's inner dialogue as they navigate life's real (okay, imagined) dangers. I love this book and I'm buying it for every parent I know. - Christina Applegate (Married With Children) Having children is essentially a quest for immortality. We send our genes into the future, desperate for them to survive. Like so many of us, these dads hilariously screw everything up. - George Wendt (Cheers)